Listen, I have just a small request to any who may be new here (what can I say? I'm optimistic) that you go ahead and browse my archives for entries that might appeal to you, rather than just read the ones I've recently written.

I mean, I've actually only been writing for a few months here, so it's not there's really a whole lot there, anyway.

But, grand humorist tho I am, I give myself greater odds of amusing you with lots of entries, as opposed to a paltry five. And really -- I'm just not the kind of guy to offer much in the way of paltry, in any condition.

So... yeah, browse the archives, because I only get dumber as I go, while way back when nothing but hilarity ensued at each entry...

To those who've been with me since those halcyon times -- hope the world's treating ya right.