I mean, it's not like all the lesbians I've been good friends with were very similar. Not at all, really. But I'll tell ya something: Many, many of my friends will to this day make some joke about how any girl that I'm interested in, or vice-versa, is probably a lesbian. And indeed, there was a whole period of my life where you could bet money, the girl I think is the absolute coolest will enevitably be gay. I think it was one of the things my Lesbian Best Friend (LBF?) thought was so amusing when we first started hanging out.

So I'm thinkin... mebbe my problem is, I need to find a girl with the personality/mind of a lesbian, who actually does prefer boys. Hm. The problem with this, of course, being that how would she be like a lesbian, other than not preferring boys?

But really, this all reminds me of something, which is pretty depressing, too... well, I was thinking what I was about to say may seem odd coming from a guy, but as I am a guy who's lived a few years already, maybe it's not so strange.

'Cause y'see, I was thinking-- my difficulty is not really in getting a woman (who I really dig), but keeping her. Which, I suppose, may be the problem for most of those who have one.

But you know, it's really frustrating because it's like -- okay, when I'm a stranger, I'm hot. You get to know me a bit -- eh, I'm really just an incredible dork.