Even as I write, I'm on hold with this card's customer service, as I'm telling them it's not me that's screwing them, but someone else who's screwing me. The most troubling thing about all of this, of course, is that if someone has enough of my information to have gotten this card, there's no reason they could not/have not gotten others. Now, I've been doing plenty to fuck up my own credit in the last couple of years ... how nice to know some kind soul out there is helping me out.